Will you just walk already?

My 15 month old weighs more than my 4 year old. One pound more. No, I’m not kidding. He won’t walk either. That’s probably why he weighs more than a 4 year old.

She’s really tiny, so it’s not as if he’s that big. It’s the no walking thing that makes it bad though.

It’s not that he can’t do it. He just doesn’t want to do it.

Yesterday, he pulled a step stool over to the toilet, and climbed up onto the closed lid to get something off the counter. If he can climb on top of the toilet and balance on the lid, then he can walk. He’s just lazy…..or he’s a genius.

He doesn’t have to do anything. He gets carried everywhere he wants to go. People are at his beck and call. He wouldn’t even hold his own bottle until a month and a half ago. He would look at it on the floor and whine pitifully and one of his siblings would pick it up and hold it for him until he was done.

This kid is brilliant. He’s a champion of delegation at the tender age of 15 months. He’s either going to end up as the CEO for a huge company but still manage to play 18 holes of golf everyday, or as the world’s biggest mooch.

I’m hoping for the CEO one so that someday, he can take care of me.