What’s the Limit?

Okay, this is a serious question.  What is the statute of limitations of using the excuse “We just moved”?  As in, the neighbor comes over and the house is not as clean as I would wish it to be and she says “Oh, don’t worry about it, you just moved.”

I know that there are time limits on these things…..like baby fat.  I don’t think you can claim “I had a baby” as your excuse for that extra flab when your youngest is out of college.

How long do I have before my “You just moved” window runs out?