What They Learned Today

“What did you learn in Sunday School this morning?” I asked my 4 year old son.

“They locked Jesus in a cave,” he replied.

“They did?  Who did?”

“The two Marys,” he answered.” They catched him and locked him in a cave because he was dead.”

“Really? Why would they do that?”

“Because they thought he was evil.“

“You’re sure about that?  The two Marys locked him in a cave because he was evil?”

“Yes, and then he got out because he had the key so they killed him and put him back.”

“Who killed him?” I asked as I struggled to conceal my amusement.

“The two Marys!” He said.

“Okay,” I answered, just a little happy  that at least he’s trying to listen.  “#4, what did you learn today?”

“I learned Jesus wasn’t killed by the two Marys”