Stuff I Learned This Weekend

I really prefer a hand held microphone to the clip on kind.
If I have the clip on kind I will play with the cord.
I will also fidget non-stop with the lanyard from a name tag.
I like autographing books.
It’s even better when it’s a book I wrote.
I love new homeschoolers. They make me incredibly happy to be around.
Nuns make me even happier.
The restaurant on the San Antonio Riverwalk where we had dinner puts A LOT of tequila in their margaritas.
Drinking tequila makes me laugh.
The San Antonio River is only 3 feet deep.
Singing Jose Cuervo at the Riverwalk as you stagger back to your hotel and try to not fall in the river is as fun as I’d imagined.
Even though I mostly sang it in my mind.
If, after drinking a good bit of tequila, you put your head back and then sit up really fast…whoa…it’s like an extra buzz
After drinking a good bit of tequila, I realized that I was bada** enough that I could probably successfully defend myself from a zombie attack with a bell hop cart and a bucket of ice.
If you get locked out of your hotel room when you go for ice, you’ll think about weird stuff while you wait for someone to come and open the door.
Hanging out in quiet hotel hallways is creepy and makes me think if zombie attacks and The Shining?
If I stop to say hi to childhood friends for a fast hello on my way home, I will stay twice as long as I had planned.
Seeing them is worth the additional delay
Driving at night used to be fun, now the headlights give me headaches.
The 80s channel on XM radio seems brilliant until you get to hour three of listening, then you realize that 80s music is weird
Drinking an energy drink to be able to stay awake while driving really works
If you drink an energy drink to stay awake while driving, you won’t be able to sleep when you get home at 1 a.m.
Raccoons aren’t cute, they’re scary. They’re especially scary when the run out of the rain gutters and almost slam into you while you’re unpacking the car at 1 a.m.
I’m pretty sure that raccoon was cussing me out
Raccoons have razor sharp talons, huge fangs, and demon eyes.
I could be wrong about all of that.