Shoved to Them
Self control is walking into the house at 5:00 am after going on a run (after getting up at 4:00 so you didn’t mess up anyone’s schedule by running), having a huge gecko fall off the door frame onto your head, turning calmly to walk back outside and shake him off in the grass because a) you don’t want a gecko in the house and b) if you screamed you’d wake up the whole house hold.
You’re welcome, family. Sleep tight in your warm beds.
Is 5:43 am too early for a drink?
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