You may be a bada**…

…but you’ll never be Beat-A-Shark-To-Death-With-Your-Own-Severed-Leg kind of bada**.

He’s Australian. Of course

photo credit By Hermanus Backpackers (Great White Shark Cage Diving) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

(Yes, I know it’s a parody site, but it was also too good not to share.)