Your weekly apocalypse, in nine points: 1. The US House of Representatives voted 400-1 to allow religious services at the numerous worldwide locations of the American military industrial complex. 2. No one knows who voted against the bill, but rumor has it that it was an observant Quaker who lacks a sense of absurdity. 3. Alabama (4-0) beats Georgia State (0-4) 45-3 with their training staff. 4. Pope Francis is set to interview himself next week, on psychoanalysis, confession,... Read more