Live Tweeting The Bachelorette: Dogs, Chad, and the Jordan Conspiracy

3 minutes until the next episode of Chad’s season of #TheBachelorette. Who’s tweeting tonight?

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 20, 2016

Please get that guy a new shirt already! #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

If we’ve learned anything from Chad, it’s that threatening Jordan will get you sent home. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

Five bucks says Evan asks JoJo for a new shirt on his way out. #thebachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

Can’t believe it. Daniel’s Canadian accent will be missed. #thebachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

The Jordan conspiracy is real. Or is it? #thebachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

If I know anything, it’s that Life and Style only prints facts. #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/ETPg9uk5sl

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

If you’re on The Bachelorette, you have a good reason ready as to why your past relationships didn’t work out. #thebachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

Waiting for Jordan’s rogue hairs to break free. #thebachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

Chad’s around the world are taking a beating tonight. #thebachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

I once read in a tabloid that I donated sperm to my sister. So I pretty much feel ya JoJo. #thebachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

This show isn’t nearly as fun without Chad. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

My relationships with my dogs have never taken a romantic turn. But it sounds wonderful. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

If your name’s not Jordan, it should scare you to tell her you love her buddy. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

A cocktail party has never been like “game time.” Ever. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

At least Evan is self-aware. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

Evan sealed his fate the moment he filled out the occupation line on the application. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016

Meh. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 21, 2016