Leather, Wandering Hairs, and the Mystery of Chad

Who’s tweeting tonight? I’ve got a feeling it’s going to be a fun one! #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 6, 2016

We’re ready to roast some fools at the Lowe House. #thebachelorette https://t.co/vu7JY2rUPT

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

The E.D. guy is growing on me. Yep, starting with a pun. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

I’m uncomfortable. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

Seriously, do they eat the food on these dates? #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

You can’t see it but Catherine and I are doing tantric yoga right now. It’s not sexy at all. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

“You’ve done nothing with your life other than throw a piece of leather.” – Tool #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

“You wanna go?”- the most often asked question by tool bags across the country. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

I’m not old enough to be watching this. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

I would be the biggest square on this date. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

Also, Crazy Chad actually makes a good point. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

This is going to be bad. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

And it was! Wow! #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

Is anyone else distracted by Jordan’s wondering hairs? #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

*wandering

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

I can almost guarantee you Chad texts in all caps. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

Evan is jumping on the grenade for his comrades. I respect that. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

R.I.P. Boner Doctor #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

Wow! He’s “raised from the dead”. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

I’d like to warn Chad’s future girlfriends to get out now. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

Also, Chad- you don’t sweep front yards. You’re welcome. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

“Steroids? This chest vascularity is natural brah!” – Chad

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

This doctors office has really good magazines. https://t.co/PYJke7Y3mr

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

Let’s do this again. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 7, 2016

Does JoJo know that Chad is the lead this season? #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Will someone buy Evan a new shirt already? #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

I don’t know how this ends up but I can almost guarantee you she ends up with Jordan. At least give us a little suspense. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

I want ice cream. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

There’s 5 Chads at every gym. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

There’s one good reason to live in Iowa. https://t.co/wdpX0dxVzq

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

You better believe Chad’s getting that last rose. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

And there it is.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

I want to be friends with Ali. This isn’t funny. Just a fact. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Nothing against Pennsylvania, but what has happened to the travel budget on this show? #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

The 2 on 1 with Chad has to happen right? #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

“If I had hit someone the way I hit that door, his head would have exploded” – Chad’s mission statement on his luxury real estate letterhead

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Luke wins at life. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Did Big Ben get a spray tan? #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

James’ head wrap is the funniest thing that’s happened all season. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Seriously, we know how this ends up. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Chad will eventually end up in prison right? #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Chad will win right? It’s the only funny way. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Should have brought up Jordan’s name to JoJo a long time ago if you wanted Chad gone. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

Win or lose, Chad will wear JoJo’s face home tonight. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

“Why are you smiling?” – JoJo

“I’m a sociopath.”- Chad

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

“You should. Milk’s delicious.” My new favorite quote. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

I hope this is an epic meltdown. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

3 takeaways from tonight: 1- Chad’s the real lead 2- JoJo has already picked Jordan in her head 3- I need to reevaluate my life.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

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