Loving 2 women, a blind side, and more: What I tweeted during #TheBachelor finale

Last episode. I hope it’s funny and not all lovey and stuff. Let’s tweet about it.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 14, 2016

For the record, I don’t condone telling two women you’re in love with them. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Someone tell me how they got these poor families to show up for this.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Ocean contemplation shots are what I miss most about the bachelor. It’s not the same in my backyard staring at a fence. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

When Catherine spoke to my dad for the 1st time, they both cried bc he told her he has been praying for her for 29 years. Not funny but true

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

I wish I could tan like Ben’s mom. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

It’s always good to throw some “blessed’s” at the potential in-laws. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

If JoJo is not chosen, Ben should think about hiding from her brothers. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

In case you’re wondering, @clmgiudici is still getting worked up over the whole “in love with 2 women” thing. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

5 things for Ben and his fiancée to do after tonight: https://t.co/C2pj2jS3hM

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

“Wanna go to the beach?”- Pretty much gets you out of any tough situation. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Ben loves her completely. pic.twitter.com/dicZXa5ENu

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Hate to even ask this question, but who’s he going to choose? And who gets their heart ripped out? https://t.co/XjDQzJc3tV

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

What kind of idiot makes a decision of this magnitude on a reality TV show? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Why does Ben sound like he’s giving a eulogy? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Catherine’s been taking shots every time Ben says he’s in love. She’s now vomiting. It’s cool, she’s pregnant. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

JoJo smells it coming. Ben should just speed things up and rip her heart out of beating chest now and get it over with. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

At some point, you have to stop talking about love with one of them. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Every girl dreams of hearing “but” after “I love you”. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

I’m all for honesty, but Ben, dude, you are gonna OBLITERATE one of these poor girls. #TheBachelor

— J.P. Rosenbaum (@JP_Rosenbaum) March 15, 2016

Ben’s pastor is currently wondering how he got roped in to something so stupid. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

After speaking with Ben, Neil Lane is feeling pretty good about getting this ring back. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Wait… this whole time you couldn’t figure out who you loved through logic or feelings, but looking at a ring gave you the answer?

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

For future contestants: If the sun hasn’t set, you’re going home. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

About that whole blindside thing…

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

“How are you?”- JoJo

“Big Day” – Ben

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

Ben you gotta interrupt her dude. It’s only getting worse the longer she speaks. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

At least he’s capping the breakup off with one last “I love you.” #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 15, 2016

For an coolness bonus, watch us watch #TheBachelor Finale:

A video posted by Sean Lowe (@seanloweksu) on Mar 14, 2016 at 7:30pm PDT

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