At the Register: The Stupids Buy a Tree (UPDATED WITH LINK)

And how it pains me that I can’t find a good picture of Aunt Loweezy to illustrate this one.

If the link doesn’t work, cut and paste this:

http://www.ncregister.com/blog/simcha-fisher/the-stupids-buy-a-tree

Sorry, I have no idea why the link isn’t working.