My dream self is a raging jerk.

My dream self is a raging jerk. August 18, 2014

 

 

A reader had this dream about me last night:

You had some sort of Catholic women’s gathering at your house, and women from all over were coming. When we got there, there was a sign on the porch that said, “This ain’t no Edel gathering.” We went in and on some tables was the food. You said, “I’m pregnant and I like peanut butter and I like sausage. So you can make yourself a peanut butter sandwich, or a sausage sandwich or a peanut butter and sausage sandwich.” There was a large can of peaches with a spoon in it. You said, “after you eat, go outside and find some twigs and make a craft or something.” I mentioned to you that I was expecting our 5th baby in November and you just snorted and said, “Amateur” and walked off. Then I woke up. 

I can’t tell if this means I’ve arrived, or that I’ve departed.

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  • Fr. Denis Lemieux

    Wow – I don’t know how you live with your dream self.

    • Suzanne

      I want to be her dream self. Not sure if that means you should pray for me or for my husband.

  • bah hahahahahaha.

  • AnnF

    Take a cue from Steve and have a dialogue with your dream self. Would be hilarious.

  • NurseTammy

    One of my strangest recent dreams is that I was on an outing with my boyfriend (my actual boyfriend) and my husband called me on my cell phone. My husband is deceased which made the call quite unexpected. In the dream I had thoughts about the call that I didn’t say out loud…odd to remember “dream thoughts”.

    I think your readers dream is HYSTERICAL !!

  • Kristy Bratten

    I don’t know either, but that was quite funny. I need to go find some twigs and make a craft now.

  • Who’s Edel?

  • Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Your dream self is a jerk, maybe, but a funny one.

  • Erin

    Oh my goodness! That’s the kind of gathering I’d end up hosting! Hil
    arious!

  • BUSTED THIS IS HOW YOU REALLY REALLY ARE. GIVE IT UP.MRS. 10 KIDS AND PERFECT. SINGING LADY MADONNA. http://youtu.be/gNyHymEhZmg