http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibFZ_oLs-v8
“We will welcome to our numbers the loyal, true and brave …”
“That is a little slice of awesome pie.”
“A young woman in old-fashioned clothes, a tiny smile on her lips and a hand extended solicitously towards her friend.”
“Revisen el orden de llamadas que trataron de hacer y saquen sus cuentas.” (“Check the order of the calls you tried to make and draw your own conclusions.”)
“You are standing in an open field west of a white townhouse, with a boarded front door.”
“The real reason is that I liked the people who were waiting on line better than I liked the people cutting in front of it — that I couldn’t imagine counting myself among those paying for the pleasure of stepping in front of another child.”
“If there is a God — a higher power, a supreme being, who is behind all this, I feel we should just stop talking for a minute and … well … just stop talking for a minute.”
“You are about six times more likely to get zapped by an Act of God than to run into what this report counts as religious hostility.”
“They like to say they ‘have a heart for the Jewish people.’ (They don’t say ‘Jews,’ because they’re worried it sounds anti-Semitic, which, when they say it, it does. Because, when they say it, it is.)”
“When Allen jumped bail on his drunk-driving arrest, he claimed that the charges were nothing but ‘a trick of the devil to try to kill his ministry.’ He and his supporters claimed that all the drinking and corruption charges lodged against him were nothing but malicious slander.” (via)
“The new ad features Republican National Committee Director of Hispanic Outreach Bettina Inclan, who in the ad purports to be an average woman voter who supported Obama in 2008.”
“Romney’s campaign is not contesting the truth value of its assertions so much as contesting whether truth value itself is relevant.”
“You know why they remained in prison for two decades? Because the state didn’t care that they had the wrong guys on death row.”
“Suddenly I realized that, regardless of how many vulgar words these people used or how long their hair was, truth was on their side … in their music was an experience of metaphysical sorrow and a longing for salvation.”
“Mulching is a process of inbred fertilization which employs certain decomposed organic materials — including, but not limited to animal sediment — to blanket an area in which vegetation is desired. The procedure enriches the soil for stimulated plant development while, at the same time, preventing erosion and decreasing the evaporation of moisture from the ground.”
“The world becomes a map of the world.”
(Video at top via The Left Coaster.)
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