“Actually, it explains a lot.”
“Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty. Let’s annihilate them. For justice, and for the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right?”
“What about homeschooling? You know, it’s not just for scary religious people anymore.”
“Everyone’s a hero in their own way; everyone’s got villains they must face.”
“I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.”
“So we have some bad boo on our hands?”
“Shiny!”
“I aim to misbehave.”
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