He reads a dirty joke out of an old Baptist hymnal …
“Tangie and Ray,” Fruit Bats
“TC,” Victoria Williams
“Teddy Picker,” Arctic Monkeys
“Terry,” James McMurtry
“Don’t Wait for Tom,” Over the Rhine
“Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues,” Bob Dylan
“Poor Old Tom,” Peter Case
“Tom Traubert’s Blues,” Tom Waits
“Tom’s Diner,” Suzanne Vega
“The Ghost of Tom Joad,” Bruce Springsteen
“Veronica,” Dust Poets
“Veronica,” Elvis Costello
“Meet Virginia,” Train
“Sweet Virginia,” The Rolling Stones
“Vincent” is a name, but in “1952 Vincent Black Lightning” it’s the brand of motorcycle, not a person’s name, so I didn’t include that here (except that, sneakily, I just did).