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“In other words, I opted for the local brand.”

“I have found that churches with ‘Bible’ in the title, though, have weaponized their Bibles, and are not afraid to use them.”

“If we were reading anything else from the Middle East and the Roman Empire written around the same time, there would be all the glossaries and maps and lexicons all of the time.”

“The world is too dark and broken a place for us to play polite, political games with each other.”

“You have to grieve your way out of fundamentalism.”

“A snappier answer to your question is ‘less Christian, but more evangelical.’”

“Jones said recruitment efforts were not aimed at specific people and that residents ‘shouldn’t be fearful unless they’re doing something that the Klan considers morally wrong.'”

“The rest of the staff are attractive, mostly young, all white folks who have titles like Social Media Strategist and Music Liaison, and their board of advisors features a parrot and a dog.”

“He just changed his costume, and they treated him like a human.”

“I am only like 3-percent creeped out and 97-percent THRILLED.”

“Gabby and I are not yet good enough friends that we can be honest with one another.”

“If it went missing, you would notice. But it’s never going missing, because Tom Petty has existed since the beginning of time, and will continue to exist until time is extinguished.”

“After all, no one wants to have the Motor City Madman talk their dick off.”

“Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word.”

“That is a very 2002 thing to do.”