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So McDonald's now has Chronicles of Narnia Happy Meals.

Each comes with one of several plastic Narnia figurines — Tumnus, Lucy, Edmund. Aslan.

They're selling plastic Aslans at McDonald's.

Plastic Aslans. At McDonald's.

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Plastic Aslans at McDonald's. The crucifixion-nail pendants were pretty awful, but at least Mel had the decency not to license Happy Meals.

Related: Who buys this stuff?