Justice League agenda: Form two teams

Justice League agenda: Form two teams

So yesterday a friend of a friend was wearing the Justice League T-shirt pictured here.

I like it, but where’s Wonder Woman? Seems to me if you’re going to restrict yourself to just four members of the Justice League, then one of them needs to be Wonder Woman.

Anyway, seeing that shirt reminded me again of what I’ve always thought was the most logical strategy for the Justice League:

BRUCE: Welcome to the first meeting of the Justice League. We’ll begin by dividing ourselves into two teams, each of which will be given its specific task.

Team One consists of myself, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Hawkman, Hawkgirl, the Martian Manhunter, Captain Marvel, Black Canary, the Atom, the Elongated Man, Red Tornado, Firestorm, Zatanna, Cyborg, the Phantom Stranger, Doctor Fate, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Mister Miracle, Huntress, Starman, Nightwing and Batgirl.

Our task is to locate, collect and destroy every last bit of Kryptonite in the known universe. This is our one and our only task.

Team Two consists of Superman and Supergirl. They’ll handle everything else.

Thank you all, meeting adjourned.

(Hectic weekend. Brain-fried. Apologies.)


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