Things I Learned On The Internet Lately

5) You can watch Godzilla Versus the Smog Monster free online as well.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/624047

Does that make your summer or what? This is the one in which Godzilla files. He flies. Everyone pretends that didn’t happen. When you get to the psychedelic rave in the fish-themed dive bar (you’ll know it when you see it), tell me: does it sound to you like the go-go dancers are singing “God is dead, God is dead!” or is that just my imagination?

Of course we all know that God isn’t dead, so you really ought to know…