Things I Learned on the Internet This Week (ish)… Third Week of August, 2016

This article, which may or may not turn out to be true but I don’t care, claims that salmon removed from the Puget Sound have been found to contain cocaine, prescription painkillers and antidepressants. NOW I understand why sushi makes me feel so good. Salmon is not only an excellent source of lean protein and Omega 3’s, it gets you high!  Yet the alleged health food website breaking the story seems to think this is a bad thing. Whatever. You can pry my salmon/cream cheese/avocado rolls from my cold, dead hands.

Speaking of cold, dead hands…