Looking for Dog in All the Wrong Places

Classified ad from the Washington Post Express today.  Great, if you want a Yorkie puppy.  Not so great if you list the phone number of Calvary Baptist Church.  Nevertheless, we’ve developed a brilliant outreach strategy.  Colleague Mary suggested everyone answering the telephone point out: “Have you thought about what God is trying to tell you?  After all, “dog” is “God” spelled backward.  See you at church Sunday at 11!”