Naughty dreams and Rush Limbaugh

Just got reminded of this and thought I’d share it with you, because it’s pretty funny, and I am having one of those sleepless nights.

I had a friend who was also struggling with insomnia. One night she finally went to bed early and got into a really good sleep – but it didn’t last. She called me up in the wee small hours, wide awake and sounding upset.

“What woke you up?” I asked.

“I had a sex dream about Rush Limbaugh, and it scared the hell out of me! I might never go back to sleep again!” She said.

“But you don’t even listen to Limbaugh,” I said.

“I know! I know! But the scary thing is…he was GREAT! I’m like, totally in love with Rush Limbaugh right now! This is awful!”

This particular friend had once before called me up very upset because she had a sex dream about Bill Clinton, whom she didn’t like. It troubled her because for a brief time afterward, she found him sexy, but then she got over it.

So, you see, she is a bipartisan sex-dreamer.

Perhaps this is what we need to bring America back together…some bi-partisan sex-dreaming on both sides!

Egad…so this means that in order for America to come back together, Democrats will have to dream sexy about Dubya, Mitt Romney, Ann Coulter, Tom Selleck and Elizabeth Dole…and Republicans will have to dream about John Kerry, Al Franken, Helen Thomas, Angelina Jolie and Kathleen Blanco.

Do it, America! If you love your country, sacrifice a dream or two for her future!

Did I mention I have insomnia? Sorry…just can’t sleep! Insomnia is my friend. I love my insomnia.

Okay, so maybe I am still having fun!

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