Catholic Kitsch Contest…

… NOMINATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED!

Voting has begun in 2 categories; Someone’s going to hell for that and I’d buy that for a buck.

*I started out with 3 categories but it was too much damn effort. Deal.

#1 Lourdes Bead Bag

#2 Turn Jesus On Light Switch

#3 Jesus is My Coach

#4 Deluxe Jesus

#5 Hippy Nun

#6 Jesus Ashtray

#7 Canine Nativity Set

#8 Santa Baby

#9 Magic 8 Ball Jesus

#10 Jesus is Watching

#11 Lord’s Prayer Singing Alarm Clock

#12 Purification Scented Air Freshener

#13 Unicorns at Lourdes

#14 Holy Toast

#15 Soft Saints

#16 Holy Family Bean Bag Toss

#17 Last Supper Lunchbox

#18 Benedict Brew

#19 Pope on a Rope

#20 Pope’s Cologne

#21 Bobblehead Benedict

#22 Last Supper After Dinner Mints

#23 The Gospel in a Nutshell

#24 Jesus Cigarette Case

#25 Don’t Make Me Come Off This Cross!

#26 Je-Sus!

#27 St. Francis Dog Bandanna

#28 Glow in the Dark Holy Water Bottles

#29 Pope JPII Music/Rosary Box

#30 Innocent III Action Figure

#31 Chinese Take Out Last Supper

#32 Homeboy Jesus Poster

#33 Honk Bumper Sticker

#34 Jasmine Scented Angel Snot

#35 Jesus Band Aides with TOY INSIDE!

#36 Jesus Pencil Toppers

#37 Mother Teresa Breath Spray

#38 Nun Chucks

#39 Follow Jesus Flip Flops

#40 Lookin’ Good for Jesus

#41 Patron Saint of Parking

#42 Benedict Poopin. I can’t explain it. See this post.

#43 Gumball Machine Saints

#44 St. Sebastian Pin Cushion

#45 Mary Saves! USB Stick

#46 Astronaut Jesus

#47 Sacred heart Appetizer

#48 Pope’s Posse Pillow

#49 Framed Crown of Thorns