things I’ve eaten in the past 5 days…

… A turkey, a ham, a dozen deviled eggs, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberries, apple sauce, green beans, rolls, corn bread, corn on the cob, green bean casserole, pumpkin pie, and banana pudding… oh, and that was just dinner.

Over the course of the next few days I consumed… 4 turkey sandwiches, 3 ham biscuits, A gallon of sweet tea, wine, beer, more banana pudding, and more sweet potatoes.

For breakfast this morning I finished off one 4 day old deviled egg and the last scoop of banana pudding.

Disgusting never tasted so good.