The Crescat
… last night my darling son climbs into my lap, under the guise of wanting to give me a hug. He then proceeds to fart loudly on my lap declaring “Ha! My bottom is a weapon!”, then runs like mad laughing wildly.
… last night my darling son climbs into my lap, under the guise of wanting to give me a hug. He then proceeds to fart loudly on my lap declaring “Ha! My bottom is a weapon!”, then runs like mad laughing wildly.
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