Ok, boys & girls. Repeat after me…

… never never never book hotels in foreign countries under the influence of alcohol. In my case, a lot of alcohol. After 4 vodka & tonics your criteria for accommodations changes and takes a turn for the worst. Case in point…

We thought it would be funny as hell to book a night in an uber trendy hotel in Zurich that has a trance club downstairs and where the decor looks like an Ikea bomb exploded in it.

“Welkome to z ‘otel. Evry room haz speekers for da trahnz muzak. Glo-styx are 5 euro.”