when stupid can’t get any more stupid…

when stupid can’t get any more stupid… 2017-01-25T17:32:11-05:00

… panicked this morning, when most of the permanent marker wouldn’t scrub off my face, I decided to try nail polish remover. I vaguely remembered hearing something some where that it was good for removing paint and glue residue… why not permanent marker on your face? Here’s why… probably due to the likelihood it will end up in your eyes. And since this is me we are talking about, the likelihood that stinging alcohol based paint remover will end up burning my retinas is increased by a hundredfold.

Today marks the second time in less than 3 months I showed up for work looking like I had been maced. Well, at least all of this is good for my humility.

There is a reason why nuns are also so damn happy. They can hide a bad hair day under a veil, the habit conceals a myriad of figure flaws and they don’t wear makeup. Lucky gals indeed.


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