The Crescat
… everything must go! Take as much as your arms can carry. Bring a wheelbarrow, your pick up truck, or your neighbor’s pick up truck (if he’s raptured away). Entire houses are available of your choosing. Mansions to squat in. Castle to plunder.
In case you live under a rock, Saturday is the Big One. The Rapture. All over the world Charismatic Churches will look like this Sunday morning…
The rapture of liturgical dancers.
Coming this Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY… International Day of Looting!
*And just in case they got it wrong and it’s really The Rupture, avoid lifting heavy objects over the weekend. However, if it’s The Raptor we are all screwed.
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