was it something I said…

… come on now, don’t be shy. A better person wouldn’t care that they were losing google readers like an aging man looses hair. I’m not a better person.

It must be all the sacrilegious content… that, and the coarse language. Or maybe it was the time I didn’t finish that novena. Or when I lit a votive candle and didn’t make a donation. No, it’s probably because I wore pants to mass.

What? My denim jumper was at the cleaners.