Hilarity to ensue….

… Mrs. Digital Hairshirt is coming for a weekend visit. I thought it would be a fun idea to take her to Occupy Charlotte’s ‘tent city’. You know. For laughs.

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Eddie: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Eddie: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.