what’s on the menu in Catholic Heaven…

… There’s this place in Charlotte that serves the best Mexican food I have ever tasted – I’m sorry, Abuelita, forgive me. But yes, the two sisters from Nuevo Laredo who run Las Margaritas on Independence Blvd can make you feel like your stomach has died and gone to Catholic Heaven.

Catholic Heaven; that culturally diverse part of Heaven where all the Papists hang out and dine, drink, and dance. It’s also the part of Heaven where the taps never run dry and there are rivers of beer. Just ask St. Brigid, she’s knows.

So naturally the cuisine on our side is going to be superior to the Protestant side. Tea and cucumber sandwiches? Fancy a game of cricket? *Yawn*. I think I just bored myself thinking about it.