logistically impossible to hug all the nuns but hugging a Pope might prove to be more practical…

… Oh! Em! Gee! Pope Benedict is coming to Philly in 2015. Philly is practically within arms reach!

Oooo. Oooo. And I bet he’ll have a few of the boys with him and Gorgeous George too. Better start setting aside some bail money. Good thing I got that attorney on retainer.

PHILADELPHIA — Archbishop Charles Chaput of Philadelphia welcomed the decision by Pope Benedict XVI to hold the 2015 World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia as a moment of “grace” that will provide an important opportunity for families to celebrate and share their distinctive role as the domestic Church.

I still wish I could hug all the nuns though. Le sigh.