For my next trick I will attempt to boil water…

For my next trick I will attempt to boil water… 2017-01-26T19:16:11-05:00

Oh, the stupid things. This morning I apparently forgot how to use a toaster.

And I made my first kill in the new Honda [photo unavailable]; a deranged squirrel who learned jumping out in front of my car is unwise. Recquiscat in pace, little guy.


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