Breaking News: I’m Straight…

Breaking News: I’m Straight… January 10, 2015

… What? Isn’t that the in vogue thing to do now-a-days? Make an arbitrary announcement about your sexual preferences to a large group of people who don’t really give a shit? I’m straight. Big whoop. Oh, you’re gay? Even bigger whoop.

I’m tired of the constant bombardment from media outlets about who the next big homosexual is. Every time some one goes public with the aspect

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