Look at me, I’m so holy with my ashes and my fasting…

Look at me, I’m so holy with my ashes and my fasting… February 18, 2015

… So it’s Lent. I guess that means I’m obligated to write something on the topic. Oh, joy. Wait, I mean “Oh, suffering.”

I suck at Lent. In fact, I suck at most of these religious traditions and seasonal times of the year. I wasn’t raised Catholic so it doesn’t come naturally for me as it does for others. Plus I have a hard enough time maintaining any level of holiness throughout the rest of the year, in case you haven’t noticed. Now you want me to do some extra piety? Here, let me just set myself up for failure.

cant you tell by my piety and shit

So what am I going to do for Lent? Probably the same thing I do every day … try not to assault anyone, be grateful for my blessings, love my family, pray for my enemies, and not get my blood pressure up.

So there it is. I can beat myself up over what a failure I am at being Catholic, which I pretty much do every Sunday anyway, or I can just accept this is who I am am and continue to try and “do better” every single day of my life and not just the 4 weeks leading up to Easter.

I applaud you all that can give up anything for two days let alone forty, because here’s what my Easter looks like after 40 days of deprivation…

put it in my face

It’s not pretty and it certainly isn’t pious.

So how ’bout you leave me alone and let me do my thing and I’ll let you do yours. None of the Lent competition, please. I don’t want to see the instagram photo of your meatless salad #suffering #Lent #imsoholy #starving #doinitforJesus.

Deal?

Good. Now get out of here. I’m busy trying to be all holy and junk.

"Pithy and so, so, true. If it were possible, I'd post a million of these ..."

#whyIstayed Why Women Stay In Domestically ..."
"All the best to you, Katrina! We'll miss you. Thanks for sharing your journey with ..."

Ten Years is a Long Run…
"Bon voyage on your new endeavours. And thank you."

Ten Years is a Long Run…
"I will miss your unique, funny, honest voice. Thank you for all the years of ..."

Ten Years is a Long Run…

Browse Our Archives

error: Content is protected !!