boys

… Everyone assumes because you have sons your life will be easier. Boys don’t suffer from violent sharknados of teenage emotions & hormones. Boys don’t have as much societal pressure on them to look a certain way or behave sexy. Boys are more laid back and teenage girls are explosive mind fields of eye rolls and heavy disgruntled sighs. Parents of girls and young ladies need to watch out for those lecherous horn dogs, the teenage boy.

But you know what, girls are becoming as lecherous and as physically aggressive as boys are rumored to be. My goodness, are they ever bold. Thanks feminism for making the world an equally salacious society for both young boys and young girls. Thanks feminism for telling men that they aren’t needed for rearing children and creating entire generations of women so starved for male affection they