Leggings Are Not Pants …

… and in case I wasn’t clear; leggings are not pants. No, they are not. Not pants. No pantalones. If you think they are, you might be an attention whore.

NOT PANTS!

Also, a shirt dress is not a dress. It has the word “shirt” in it which means it’s not a real dress. Allow me reiterate for the sake of clarity.

Shirt Dress ≠ Dress.

This is commonly referred to as being out in public half naked. And yes, you still might be an attention whore.