will I ever learn…

… I should really stop telling potential suitors and dates I have a blog. At least not until I have completely won them over.

I should also probably tone down the conservative political rantings and government conspiracy theories too, at least until the fourth or fifth date. And maybe leave out the time[s] I was almost arrested, or the time I shaved my head.

I can’t help it. I get nervous. And babble. And drink. And babble some more.

Lovely Rita, pray for me, an impossible cause.

Melissa Weinman, St. Rita’s Sweet Dreams.