THE DUDE COMETH: Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey . . .

Yes indeedy folks, it’s that time of the year again when the leaves begin to turn and the Lebowski Little Achievers gather to dance around the maypole, bowl a few frames and quaff massive amounts of white russians in celebration of their annual festivus — LEBOWSKIFEST. Sadly, I cannot make the pilgrimage to Louisville, but I will be with you in spirit, because whenever three or more Lebowski fans are gathered, God Girl is with them.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.