APROPOS OF NOTHING …

WHEN BEANS (AND RO-CO STARS) ATTACK

Saw the paparazzi stories yesterday and this a.m. … actual criminal charges. But not against the stalkarazzo. Oh no. It’s our beloved Hugh Grant who’s been charged with assaulting the dude (who he also kicked like a little girl) with a tub of legumes. Only in London, kids, only in London.

Here’s the Reuters account:

LONDON, England — Hugh Grant has been arrested and questioned by police after a photographer accused the British actor of attacking him with a tub of baked beans.

Photographer Ian Whittaker told the Daily Star tabloid that he and Grant, 46, clashed near the home of the “Four Weddings and a Funeral” star.

Whittaker said Grant abused and kicked him on Tuesday before lobbing the beans. The paper printed photos of Grant with a plastic tub of food raised over his head.

Grant’s lawyers Schillings said an incident had taken place and was now under investigation.

A police spokeswoman, when asked about the incident, said a 46-year-old man had been arrested on Wednesday evening and questioned at a London police station after an allegation of assault in west London.

He was bailed to return in May.

Photos above from our favorite daily treacle POP SUGAR.