PULLING A SAMSON

Far be it from us to imply that John Mayer’s amazing powers (of musical virtuosity) have anything to do with his hair. But … meh on the new do.

Listen all you fellas with beautiful curly hair: Long is always better. It’s beautiful. And zexy.

Shorn runs the risk of jumping the dork, as it were.

Grow it back out, John. Please.

Sincerely,
Everyone at GGHQ