13 Reasons It’s Cool To Be A Witch

#7 Mind Reading and Control – Knowing what other people are really thinking all of the time is so awesome. Good thing being a witch gives us those powers. It’s helped me to get out of speeding tickets, avoiding paying late fees, and volunteering in the kids classrooms.

#8 Flying – C’mon. It’s awesome and you know it.

#9 Controlling the Weather – Yeah, while people are wasting time blaming all this crazy weather on “global warming” we witches know the truth. It’s all because of us. Muah-ha-ha-ha.