*- With apologies for plagiarizing Cal from Talladega Nights, that was my reaction when I came across the following video; it’s just your average church of African-American, Rastafarian, Messianic Jew- type Christians. See? There’s a pretzel in your head too, right?
Anyways, here is part one of these guys explaining why Thanksgiving is a pagan holiday and shouldn’t be celebrated by Christians. Come for the reggae music, stay for the sweet shofar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSNNirfUn4And if you’re interested in learning more about this church, you can check out their website here.