Jesus Gives His Political Endorsement To Mayoral Candidate

After 2,000 years of refusing to take a political side, Jesus has finally given his endorsement to a mayoral candidate in North Miami.

And you can trust this is true because politicians would never use faith to win votes.

Also, there’s a picture of Jesus on the flyer so you know it’s legit.

Big thanks to Matthew Paul Turner for sharing this with the world.

UPDATE: If, like me, you were wondering what “Suk Sou Bonbon” was all about, here’s your answer. It’s a song she wrote and the video is pretty amazing.(Thanks to my friend Adam for the heads up!)