Christianity Is Just A Bunch Of Hocus Pocus

Courtesy of Christian Nightmares, behold one of the worst examples of bad theology that I’ve ever seen.

And that’s saying a lot considering the Church’s addiction to warping its own theology to appeal to a particular demographic in hopes of getting some of them to say that all important Sinner’s Prayer.

But this.

This is just…wow. I mean, they just came out and said that Christianity is a bunch of hocus pocus. Top shelf hocus pocus, mind you, but still just hocus pocus.

Actually, it’s kind of hilarious if you really think about it. After all, even though this is pretty old, people who make tracts like this tend to be the same people who created an uproar over Christian kids reading Harry Potter.

In light of this tract, i turns out there was no reason for people to worry about their kids reading the famous series since technically it was just an elaborate tract itself, created by J.K. Rowling to point kids to the Greatest Wizard of them all: God.

Oh, and while you’re reading this tract, don’t forget: God is watching.

So, you know, no pressure or anything, but if you don’t say the magic words after reading this thing, God will know and immediately send you straight to hell.