Well, the Donald Trump parade of awfulness continues.
Not even the might Gay Liberal Agenda Trying To Destroy America could stand in the way of what increasingly seems like his coronation.
Sure, it will be on a throne of lies, but still. A throne’s a throne, right?
Anyway, if #NeverTrump is your watchword and song, be back here at 9am to cast your vote and stop the Trumpocalypse.
EXQUISITE 8 RESULTS
Donald Trump – 57% The Gay Liberal Agenda Trying To Destroy America – 43%
Second Amendment – 46% Larycia Hawkins – 54%
Pope Francis’ Fiat – 73% Mark Driscoll – 27%
Religious Right – 27% Red Starbucks Cups – 73%
BRACKET LEADERS
1. Richard McNeeley – 86 points
2. Keegan Osinski – 60 points
3. Brenda Patik – 55 points
3. Tom Brunder – 55 points
5. Julie Burke – 54 points