We’ve come once again to the end of all things. And if Donald Trump wins, it may indeed be the end of all things. I speak of course of the presidential election, but as history unequivocally doesn’t tell us, whoever wins the American Jesus Madness tournament never always goes on to win the presidency. So, you know, that just something to think about as you vote. Here’s a few more things to keep in mind…. You can vote on each... Read more

Sadly, it appears that much like in real life, Donald Trump can’t be stopped. Our only hope now is that the absurdity that was the Red Starbucks Cups faux controversy will somehow be able to overcome the very real repugnant ridiculousness that is Donald Trump. On the other hand, maybe it would be perfectly fitting for Donald Trump to win American Jesus Madness this year. That decision, of course, it up to you. Check out the results below and come... Read more

The apocalypse is at hand, my friends. And only Prof. Larycia Hawkins stands in the way of the Trumpocalyse moving on to the 2016 American Jesus Madness championship. Of course, whoever does end up winning that matchup will have to face either Pope Francis’ Fiat or Red Starbucks Cups, neither of which is a foe to be taken lightly. So who will end up duking it out for the crown? As always, that’s up to you. Vote now, vote often,... Read more

Well, the Donald Trump parade of awfulness continues. Not even the might Gay Liberal Agenda Trying To Destroy America could stand in the way of what increasingly seems like his coronation. Sure, it will be on a throne of lies, but still. A throne’s a throne, right? Anyway, if #NeverTrump is your watchword and song, be back here at 9am to cast your vote and stop the Trumpocalypse.   EXQUISITE 8 RESULTS Donald Trump – 57%     The Gay... Read more

Just a few reminders about voting… You can vote on each matchup or just the ones you like. It’s totally up to you. Voting is unlimited. So, vote now and vote often. HOWEVER: After about 50 votes or so, you’ll probably see a “Thank you, we’ve already counted your vote message.” In previous years, there was a long “cooling off” period before Poll Daddy would let you vote again. BUT it seems that you can start voting again much more quickly this year than in the... Read more

Nearly every matchup this round came down to the wire. Except for Ted Cruz’s never-ending crusade against The Gay Liberal Agenda Trying To Destroy America. Ted got blown out of the water. Of course, that wasn’t much of a surprise, but I was shocked to see Two Corinthians go down so early. I thought it had a good chance of making the finals. Oh well, there’s always next year. Actually, I hope there’s absolutely NOT a next year for Two... Read more

1 round down, 4 more to go till we make Jesus great again. Just a few reminders about voting… You can vote on each matchup or just the ones you like. It’s totally up to you. Voting is unlimited. So, vote now and vote often. HOWEVER: After about 50 votes or so, you’ll probably see a “Thank you, we’ve already counted your vote message.” In previous years, there was a long “cooling off” period before Poll Daddy would let you vote again. BUT it seems that... Read more

Jesus is well on his way to becoming great again, but he’ll have to do so without the support of some of his most vocal embarrassments supporters. Usually the 1st round is marked by a bunch of blowouts and a couple of close races, but this year, all kinds of match ups came down to the wire. Oh, and for either the first time ever or at least one of the very few times I can remember, we had someone perfectly... Read more

It’s finally time to start making Jesus great again!! But we can’t do that without your help. We need you to vote and vote often for whoever you want for whatever reason you want. And if you need help deciding who or what to vote for (or against), make sure you check out my bracket breakdown as well as a few more bracket breakdowns I’ve linked to courtesy of a few friends. Since we always have a few new folks... Read more

Before I get started with my annual backed breakdown, I’ve got a super important scheduling update for you: to help myself out with some real life stuff I need to do (cause I’m selfish like that) and to give you something to do while you’re bored at work on Monday (cause I’m generous like that), voting for the 1st round of American Jesus Madness 2016 will now begin Monday, March 21st instead of tomorrow as currently scheduled. This means I... Read more