2011-01-06T09:58:58-06:00

Continuing the theme from yesterday of fake Christian infomercials we bring you “The Altar Call’s Greatest Hits”. It’s a CD full of all the great calls preachers use to get sinners down to the altar, including: Let’s Take Care of Business Bow Your Head, Close Your Eyes No One Looking Around I See That Hand (I wonder if you get a discount if you’ve heard all of these used during the altar call?) *Thanks to Ralph for sharing this Read more

2011-01-05T14:08:07-06:00

There’s really no way I could top the opening line from this article about the Discovery Channel’s newest project, so I’ll just let you read the news directly from the source itself: “Discovery Channel is teaming with the Vatican for an unprecedented new series hunting the deadliest catch of all: Demons. ‘The Exorcist Files’ will recreate stories of real-life hauntings and demonic possession, based on cases investigated by the Catholic Church. The project includes access into the Vatican’s case files,... Read more

2011-01-05T10:30:58-06:00

I wonder if this product can be sent as a gift? If so, I would love to see what kind of video the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse would make after opening “Rapture in a Can”. Read more

2011-01-04T12:36:45-06:00

Fresh on the heels of last month’s World AIDS Day, our friends at Chick Publishing have whipped up a new tract made especially for AIDS-infested sinners.  Enjoy. (As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publications for all their hard work in putting this tract together) Read more

2011-01-04T09:57:40-06:00

Nathan Clarke and the folks at Fourth Line Films just released the newest trailer for Wrestling for Jesus: The Tale of T-Money and it’s even better than the first one. Check it out and stay tuned for info on the film’s release. Read more

2011-01-03T14:36:15-06:00

  The video above is the story of Jason McDaniel.  He walked in on a man robbing a tanning salon, and- long story short- was able to take the robbers’ gun away from him and proceeded to kill him with it.  The robber is believed to also be the “honeybee killer,” who apparently murdered two people last October.  As would be expected, the man is getting a hero’s treatment.   Ashburn Baptist Church decided to get in on the action... Read more

2011-01-03T10:00:58-06:00

Everybody hates when people just “play church.” Back in the 80’s Randy Mayfield expressed his disgust in the form of a music video. What I love most about this video, apart from it being the quintessential example of 80’s Christian music, is its use of imagery to explain the song’s message. Life is like a roller coaster…….show a roller coaster. There is no way out……..show a street sign that says “no way out.” Push and shove…….boxing match. Read more

2010-12-28T09:20:28-06:00

Christmas 2010 may be over, but it’s not too early to start picking out your Christmas music for 2011. Might we recommend you have yourself a Third Eagle Christmas? Because what says Christmas more than……….abortion. Read more

2010-12-24T11:30:22-06:00

As many of us head off to Christmas Eve services to hear the good news of the birth of our Lord, we wanted to use this Fundie Friday to “balance out” the Christmas message and provide you with “the truth [about Christmas] your pastor won’t tell you.” And it’s in HD! This won’t come as a surprise to our fundamentalist friends, but apparently Santa is actually Satan and Christmas is a pagan satanic holiday because it’s not in the Bible.... Read more

2010-12-23T09:52:01-06:00

They just don’t make music like they used to….. Read more

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