From the mouths of babes and infants…..

“Never trust a dog to watch your food” Patrick, age 10

“When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer” Hannah, 9

“Never tell your mom her diet’s not working” Michael, 14

“When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair” Taylia,>10

“Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac” * Andrew, 9

“Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time” * Kyoyo, 9

“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk” * Armir, 9

“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts” * Kellie, 11

“If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse” * Naomi, 15

“Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick” * Lauren, 9

“Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat” * Joel,10

“When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone” Alyesha, 13

“Never try to baptize a cat” Eileen, 8

About Adrian Warnock

Adrian Warnock has been a blogger since April 2003, and part of the leadership team of Jubilee Church, London for more than ten years, serving alongside Tope Koleoso. Together they have written Hope Reborn - How to Become a Christian and Live for Jesus, published by Christian Focus.

Adrian is also the author of Raised With Christ - How The Resurrection Changes Everything, published by Crossway. Read more about Adrian Warnock or connect with him on Twitter, Facebook or Google+.

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