7 Quick Takes Friday: 7 Things I Never Thought I’d Do

So for this Friday’s Quick Takes, in honor of my recent home birth, I’m going to share 7 things I never thought I’d do. However, I’m not explaining any of these; a few probably won’t need explanations, and the rest I’ll explain later this week when I write the post about the birth. Here we go!

#7
Have children

#6
Like my children

#5
Deliver a baby on the living room carpet
(Don’t worry, I’m mercifully omitting that particular image)

#4
Sponge-bathe tiny testicles

#3
Wear adult diapers

#2
Have a dehydrated, heart-shaped umbilical cord sitting on my kitchen counter

#1
Eat my placenta

If you’re not too repulsed, I’ll see you guys in a few days with some explanations.

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